Funny

"Look like barbie, Smoke like marley."

"A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement"

"You're not a man, you're a mushroom!"

"I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they?"

"It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on."

"The day you stop racing, is the day you win the race."

"I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed."

"Fish and visitors smell in three days."

"V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for “your loved one” I think it’s quite stupid. I hate this commercialism. It’s all artificial, and has nothing to do with real love."

"Fashion is made to become unfashionable."

"Bob Marley isn't my name. I don't even know my name yet."

"Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it."