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(noun) A joke.

117 QUOTES
"Bob Marley isn't my name. I don't even know my name yet."
— Bob Marley
"Look like barbie, Smoke like marley."
— Bob Marley
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
— Benjamin Franklin
"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."
— George Bernard Shaw
"It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on."
— Marilyn Monroe
"Behind every smile there's teeth."
— Confucius
"Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world."
— Marilyn Monroe
"A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement"
— Jess C. Scott
"A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff."
— George Carlin
"I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they?"
— Jess C. Scott
"Never give a sword to a man who can't dance."
— Confucius
"My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world."
— George Bernard Shaw
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