"Until you have kids, you can't imagine how much you could possibly love a human being."

"I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation."

"Poor empty pants with nobody inside them."

"From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!"

"Make-up can only make you look pretty on the outside but it doesn't help if your ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the make-up."

"May we continue to remember not to judge man by the color of his skin, but the content of his character."