Alcohol

"Sit, be still, and listen, because you're drunk and we're at the edge of the roof."

"Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck."

"Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction."

"Whisky is liquid sunshine."

"A drunken man is happier than a sober one."

"My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water."

"Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living."

"A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction."

"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."

"There is truth in wine and children."

"Actually, depravity can be terribly boring if you don't smoke or drink."

"Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk - very drunk indeed."