Alcohol

"Either give me more wine or leave me alone."

"Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk - very drunk indeed."

"A man's true character comes out when he's drunk."

"Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck."

"Beer may cause you to digress and lead a happier life."

"Actually, depravity can be terribly boring if you don't smoke or drink."

"My lips got lost on the way to the kiss - that's how drunk I was."

"If alcohol is legal, I don't see why people still have a ban on marijuana."

"Whisky is liquid sunshine."

"Everyone must believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer."

"A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction."

"Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living."