Humour

"If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance."

"It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot."

"Who said nights were for sleep?"

"It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on."

"Once I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered."

"The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."

"We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience."

"Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it."

"An eye for an eye. We are all blind."

"Never be bored, and you will never be boring."

"I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed."

"Meow means woof in cat."