Humor

"And now," Eric yelled into his mircophone, "we're going to sing a new song-one we just wrote. This one's for my girlfriend. We've been going out for three weeks, and, damn, our love is true. We're gonna be together forever, baby. This one's called 'Bang You Like a Drum."

"A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment."

"If something is going to happen to me, I want to be there."

"Sometimes, there is no harm in putting off a piece of work until another day."

"I have something I need to tell you," he says. I run my fingers along the tendons in his hands and look back at him. "I might be in love with you." He smiles a little. "I'm waiting until I'm sure to tell you, though.""That's sensible of you," I say, smiling too. "We should find some paper so you can make a list or a chart or something."I feel his laughter against my side, his nose sliding along my jaw, his lips pressing my ear."Maybe I'm already sure," he says, "and I just don't want to frighten you."I laugh a little. "Then you should know better.""Fine," he says. "Then I love you."

"Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious."

"All Earthquakes and Disasters are warnings; there’s too much corruption in the world."

"I don't like it when I outweigh my men."

"We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately."

"I never made one of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking"

"V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for “your loved one” I think it’s quite stupid. I hate this commercialism. It’s all artificial, and has nothing to do with real love."

"What's this?" he demanded, looking from Clary to his companions, as if they might know what she was doing there."It's a girl," Jace said,recovering his composure. "Surely you've seen girls before, Alec. Your sister Isabelle is one."