"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence."

"A sarcastic person is a person who is not only witty but also wise."

"I can resist everything except temptation."

"A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring."

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind."

"Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart."