"A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring."

"I can resist everything except temptation."

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence."

"Things may happen and often do to people as brainy and footsy as you."

"I'm sorry to say so but, sadly, it's true that Bang-ups and Hang-ups can happen to you."

"I haven't gone completely insane, but it might happen soon."