"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence."

"I can resist everything except temptation."

"A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring."

"I think I'm a different kind of role model for young girls."

"I personally always find something really scary about watching little girls learning to manipulate their dads by baby talking. Then they grow up and use the same technique on their boyfriends or husbands. That scares me because it's just so sick on so many levels."

"I'm not a 'sexy' 'beautiful' woman. It takes a lot of work to make me look like a girl."