"If your man is a sports enthusiast, you may have to resign yourself to his spouting off in a monotone on a prize fight, football game or pennant race."

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence."

"A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring."

"I can resist everything except temptation."

"Non-violence is the law of our species as violence is the law of the brute."

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."