Women

"I don't like it when I outweigh my men."

"A woman has the age she deserves."

"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does, and that is his."

"A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment."

"Woman is sacred the woman one loves is holy."

"Women make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."

"Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men - the other 999 follow women."

"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."

"Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping."

"Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck."

"Each time a woman stands up for herself, without knowing it possibly, without claiming it, she stands up for all women."

"Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it."