Women

"Every woman wants a man who'll fall in love with her soul as well as her body."

"A smart girl leaves before she is left"

"The idea is to write it so that people hear it and it slides through the brain and goes straight to the heart."

"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him."

"I don’t know why women want any of the things men have when one of the things that women have is men."

"Women should be tough, tender, laugh as much as possible, and live long lives."

"Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck."

"Women think of all colors except the absence of color."

"A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous."

"I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed."

"If you cannot inspire a woman with love of you, fill her above the brim with love of herself ~ all that runs over will be yours."

"All men are the same. They just have different faces so that women differentiate them."