Insult

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."

"Even when I'm trying to be straightforward and honest and my comments are innocent, inevitably they get turned into something sort of salacious."

"I would never date a girl who is bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I'd never sleep with a girl who had slept with a man."

"Insult me all you want. Judge me as much as you want. Say what you think, everything you want. But one thing. Dont touch my fans."

"If we desire to avoid insult, we must be able to repel it."

"Why can't I just eat my waffle?"

"I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it."

"The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech."

"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."

"No person has the right to rain on your dreams."

"I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that."

"I'm trying to think, don't confuse me with facts."