"The challenge is to practice politics as the art of making what appears to be impossible, possible."

"A sarcastic person is a person who is not only witty but also wise."

"I can resist everything except temptation."

"From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!"

"Make-up can only make you look pretty on the outside but it doesn't help if your ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the make-up."

"Poor empty pants with nobody inside them."