"People's blessings give you the power to work tirelessly. The only thing required is commitment."

"The force of non-violence is stronger than the force of arms."

"Women hold the power because we have the vaginas. If you're in a heterosexual relationship and you're a female, you win."

"I'm sorry to say so but, sadly, it's true that Bang-ups and Hang-ups can happen to you."

"My trouble was I had a mind but I couldn't make it up!"

"I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation."