Insult

"I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues."

"What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say."

"No man is worth calling a man who will not fight rather than submit to infamy or see those that are dear to him suffer wrong."

"I may not agree with you, but I will defend to the death your right to make an ass of yourself."

"The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog."

"Why can't I just eat my waffle?"

"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."

"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."