"If your man is a sports enthusiast, you may have to resign yourself to his spouting off in a monotone on a prize fight, football game or pennant race."

"A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring."

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence."

"I can resist everything except temptation."

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."

"General benevolence, but not general friendship, made a man what he ought to be."