"I can resist everything except temptation."

"A sarcastic person is a person who is not only witty but also wise."

"I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him."

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence."

"You have to be a speedy reader because there’s so so much to read."

"Reading can take you places you have never been before."