"If your man is a sports enthusiast, you may have to resign yourself to his spouting off in a monotone on a prize fight, football game or pennant race."

"Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love."

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."

"Angry people are not always wise."

"The Very first moment I beheld him, my heart was irrevocably gone."

"I have not the pleasure of understanding you."