"From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!"

"I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation."

"For attractive lips, speak words of kindness."

"Make-up can only make you look pretty on the outside but it doesn't help if your ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the make-up."

"Poor empty pants with nobody inside them."

"I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues."