(noun) Any of a class of organic compounds (such as ethanol) containing a hydroxyl functional group (-OH).
"Everyone must believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer."
"A drunken man is happier than a sober one."
"Good wine is a necessity of life for me."
"A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction."
"Either give me more wine or leave me alone."
"A man's true character comes out when he's drunk."
"Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk - very drunk indeed."
"My lips got lost on the way to the kiss - that's how drunk I was."
"Whisky is liquid sunshine."
"Actually, depravity can be terribly boring if you don't smoke or drink."
"Beer may cause you to digress and lead a happier life."
"Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck."