"Marriage destroyed my relationship with two wonderful men."

"If your man is a sports enthusiast, you may have to resign yourself to his spouting off in a monotone on a prize fight, football game or pennant race."

"How wonderful, how very wonderful the operations of time, and the changes of the human mind!"

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."

"General benevolence, but not general friendship, made a man what he ought to be."

"Actually, depravity can be terribly boring if you don't smoke or drink."