"You should never ask a horse or an actor to do something they cannot do. Wisdom will teach you to find out what they can do and then make it easy for them."

"Poor empty pants with nobody inside them."

"I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation."

"Make-up can only make you look pretty on the outside but it doesn't help if your ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the make-up."

"From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!"

"I think that I'm so psychotic and so mentally ill that if I could tap into that I could do something really interesting."