"It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed."

"Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different."

"A clever arrangement of bad eggs will never make a good omelet."

"Money is not everything but it ranks right up there with oxygen."

"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily."

"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!"