"The Republican Party is the Grand Old Party. It's made enormous contributions to the success of our country. And it is a party that has embraced its leadership role when it has had the majority or the White House."

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence."

"A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring."

"I can resist everything except temptation."

"The trick is to enjoy life. Don't wish away your days, waiting for better ones ahead."

"Rise to the occassion which is life!"