"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence."

"I can resist everything except temptation."

"A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring."

"I was raised to believe that you're safe in God's hands. But I don't feel safe with myself."

"Good things aren't supposed to just fall into your lap. God is very generous, but He expects you to do your part first."

"I hope for better things, and I thank God the world is also full of people who want to be genuine and kind."