"I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand."

"Always be a first-rate version of yourself."

"To wish was to hope, and to hope was to expect."

"A person who is knowingly bent on bad behavior, gets upset when better behavior is expected of them."

"Actually, depravity can be terribly boring if you don't smoke or drink."

"As a matter of fact, I rather feel like expressing myself now."