Sarcastic

"We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time."

"There is nothing cheaper than an opinion."

"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!"

"Sarcasm doesn't translate in print at all."

"The only negativity I need in my life right now is a COVID test."

"Sometimes I say things that I think are obviously sarcastic and people take them quite literally."

"There are only two ways of telling the complete truth - anonymously and posthumously."

"The empty vessel makes the loudest sound."