"This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic."
"I can resist everything except temptation."
"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence."
"A sarcastic person is a person who is not only witty but also wise."
"I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him."
"A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring."