Crazy

"My life is too crazy, no actor could play me."

"Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it's trying to save its body."

"I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal."

"And now," Eric yelled into his mircophone, "we're going to sing a new song-one we just wrote. This one's for my girlfriend. We've been going out for three weeks, and, damn, our love is true. We're gonna be together forever, baby. This one's called 'Bang You Like a Drum."

"The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."

"If there's no sun, I go batshit crazy."

"Being crazy isn't enough."

"A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?"

"Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend's success."

"I threw my son, Brandon, a rave for his birthday and I fully set it up like a crazy rave with lights and sound, me and my partner DJ'd - I got Mix Master Mike from the Beastie Boys to come DJ for a bit."