"I do not have a sense of humor of any recognizable sort."

"What distracts me from my reality is bigfoot. They are my celebrities."

"I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation."

"A book is just like life and anything can change."

"Everything stinks till it’s finished."

"I think that I'm so psychotic and so mentally ill that if I could tap into that I could do something really interesting."