SortedQuotes
HOMEQUOTESAUTHORSARTICLESCONTACT
  1. Quotes
  2. George Carlin
  3. People always tell me "Have a nice day." Well what...
"People always tell me "Have a nice day." Well what if I don't want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?"
George Carlin
HUMOURCRAPPYHUMAN NATUREDAYFUNNYPEOPLE
✦

AI-POWERED INSIGHTS

Powered by AI · All credit belongs to the author

Quote by George Carlin: "People always tell me "Have a nice day." Well what..."

1000 × 1500 pixels

133 downloads

Explore Topics

HUMOURCRAPPYHUMAN NATUREDAYFUNNYPEOPLE

Related Reflections

"Freedom is secured every day by our men and women in uniform. We must build a future worthy of their sacrifice."
— Nancy Pelosi
"Think of an economy where people could be an artist or a photographer or a writer without worrying about keeping their day job in order to have health insurance."
— Nancy Pelosi
"The 'public' scares me, but people I trust."
— Marilyn Monroe
"I don't know if high society is different in other cities, but in Hollywood, important people can't stand to be invited someplace that isn't full of other important people. They don't mind a few unfamous people being present because they make good listeners."
— Marilyn Monroe
"We are a country where people of all backgrounds, all nations of origin, all languages, all religions, all races, can make a home. America was built by immigrants."
— Hillary Clinton
"Freedom means the right of people to assemble, organize, and debate openly."
— Hillary Clinton

Explore

  • About
  • Topics
  • Authors
  • Articles
  • Search

Contribute

  • Submit
  • Guidelines
  • Contact

Legal

  • Privacy Policy
  • Terms of Service
  • Cookie Policy
  • Affiliate Disclosure

Follow

  • Instagram
  • YouTube
  • Pinterest
© 2026 SortedQuotes. All rights reserved.
Curating wisdom for the modern mind.