"If your man is a sports enthusiast, you may have to resign yourself to his spouting off in a monotone on a prize fight, football game or pennant race."

"Civilization is human rights, it is the path of setting man free from men, phobia, to survive it, we must cultivate the science of human relationships."

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."

"I have not the pleasure of understanding you."

"General benevolence, but not general friendship, made a man what he ought to be."

"Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!"