Advice (noun) or advise (verb) may refer to:
"If you cannot inspire a woman with love of you, fill her above the brim with love of herself ~ all that runs over will be yours."
"Don't go looking for boys in the darkThey will say pretty things thenleave you with scars.Do go looking for boys in the parkFor that is where the true gentlemen are."
"Never ruin an apology with an excuse."
"When you have faults, do not fear to abandon them."
"What you're supposed to do when you don't like a thing is change it. If you can't change it, change the way you think about it. Don't complain."
"We are born as innocents. We are polluted by advice."
"When angry, count four. When very angry, swear."
"The best way to predict your future is to create it."
"Do not tell jokes that ain’t funny."
"We must consult our means rather than our wishes."
"The true secret of giving advice is, after you have honestly given it, to be perfectly indifferent whether it is taken or not, and never persist in trying to set people right."
"Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!"