Funny

"Fish and visitors smell in three days."

"The gods too are fond of a joke."

"The funniest people are the saddest ones."

"Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called Ego."

"A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement"

"My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world."

"Don't use cannon to kill musquito."

"It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on."

"I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they?"

"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria."

"When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth."

"The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any."