(noun) A joke.
"A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff."
"Fashion is made to become unfashionable."
"I only drink Champagne on two occasions, when I am in love and when I am not."
"Do not tell jokes that ain’t funny."
"What a sad business, being funny."
"Eat to live, don't live to eat."
"A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement"
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
"Never give a sword to a man who can't dance."
"It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on."
"Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead."
"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."