"I can resist everything except temptation."

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence."

"To regret one’s own experiences is to arrest one’s own development. To deny one’s own experiences is to put a lie into the lips of one’s own life. It is no less than a denial of the soul."

"When you become a celebrity, the world owns you and your image."

"If I blow my nose, it gets written all over the world."

"There's a million people I could name who are more deserving of the parts that I get and the life that I'm living."