"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence."

"A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring."

"I can resist everything except temptation."

"Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart."

"The Very first moment I beheld him, my heart was irrevocably gone."

"Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love."