"A thousand years ago, everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, they knew the Earth was flat. Fifteen minutes ago, you knew we humans were alone on it. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow."

"I don't think I would describe my sense of humor. Doesn't sound like the kind of thing I'd do."

"Life is a suscess."

"Never regret anything that makes you smile."

"Congratulations! Today is your day!"

"I definitely have some kind of mental problem and I haven't pinpointed what it is."