"A thousand years ago, everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, they knew the Earth was flat. Fifteen minutes ago, you knew we humans were alone on it. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow."

"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!"

"I try to live with the idea that karma is a very real thing. So I put out what I want to get back."

"My trouble was I had a mind but I couldn't make it up!"

"I'm sorry to say so but, sadly, it's true that Bang-ups and Hang-ups can happen to you."

"I learned there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some from behind."