"One day, after practice, he came up behind me, tapped me on the shoulder, and as I turned around, he sucker-punched me and relocated my nose to the other side of my face. What up, Mr. Drum Captain? How's your drumming going, bro? Played any arenas lately?"

"I can always live by my pen."

"Nobody minds having what is too good for them."

"Angry people are not always wise."

"It's such a happiness when good people get together."

"To love is to burn, to be on fire."