"Saddam Hussein has been engaged in the development of weapons of mass destruction technology which is a threat to countries in the region and he has made a mockery of the weapons inspection process."

"For attractive lips, speak words of kindness."

"It's such a happiness when good people get together."

"Nobody minds having what is too good for them."

"Cheating on a good woman is like choosing trash over treasure."

"Laughing is the best calorie burner."