"I am involved in a freedom ride protesting the loss of the minority rights belonging to the few remaining earthbound stars. All we demanded was our right to twinkle."

"Having a child, that's always been my biggest fear. I want a child and I fear a child."

"In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said 70 times 7. Well, I want you all to know that I'm keeping a chart."

"The best thing about being rich is the freedom freedom to do whatever you want whenever you want. It doesn't suck."

"I want to make movies about my country from my point of view."

"We want an Afghanistan that is shaped by the dreams of the great Afghan people, not by irrational fears and overreaching ambitions of others."