"Having a child, that's always been my biggest fear. I want a child and I fear a child."

"In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said 70 times 7. Well, I want you all to know that I'm keeping a chart."

"I don't think I would describe my sense of humor. Doesn't sound like the kind of thing I'd do."

"In the course of American history, great steps are taken by ordinary people, and ordinary people are not perfect."

"If military movies were automatically successful we'd make nothing but military movies. But seriously, patriotism is one thing that all Americans have in common."

"I do not have a sense of humor of any recognizable sort."