"You can't be unhappy when you are holding a cup of tea."

"I am not good at noticing when I'm happy, except in retrospect."

"As a matter of fact, I rather feel like expressing myself now."

"Actually, depravity can be terribly boring if you don't smoke or drink."

"Always be a first-rate version of yourself."

"Cheating on a good woman is like choosing trash over treasure."