"If your man is a sports enthusiast, you may have to resign yourself to his spouting off in a monotone on a prize fight, football game or pennant race."

"I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him."

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence."

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."

"Angry people are not always wise."

"Nobody minds having what is too good for them."