"Sometimes the last person on earth you want to be with is the one person you can't be without."

"A book is just like life and anything can change."

"What distracts me from my reality is bigfoot. They are my celebrities."

"I heard a definition once: Happiness is health and a short memory! I wish I'd invented it, because it is very true."

"Everything stinks till it’s finished."

"Success, fame, and fortune, they're all illusions. All there is that is real is the friendship that two can share."