Tea

"You can't be unhappy when you are holding a cup of tea."

"You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me."

"Distorted realities have always been my cup of tea."

"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee."

"A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water."

"But indeed I would rather have nothing but tea."

"What could be more important than a cup of tea?"

"When you have nobody you can make a cup of tea for, when nobody needs you, that's when I think life is over."