Husband

"Smile at each other. Smile at your wife, smile at your husband, smile at your children, smile at each other- it doesn't matter who it is- and that will help to grow up in greater love for each other."

"Getting married was the best thing I've ever done."

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."

"Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives."

"I personally always find something really scary about watching little girls learning to manipulate their dads by baby talking. Then they grow up and use the same technique on their boyfriends or husbands. That scares me because it's just so sick on so many levels."

"I married my husband who is thirteen years older, so I will always be a trophy wife for him."