"Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances."
"When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM."
"I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they?"
"V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for “your loved one” I think it’s quite stupid. I hate this commercialism. It’s all artificial, and has nothing to do with real love."