"Sometimes the last person on earth you want to be with is the one person you can't be without."

"What distracts me from my reality is bigfoot. They are my celebrities."

"Everything stinks till it’s finished."

"I heard a definition once: Happiness is health and a short memory! I wish I'd invented it, because it is very true."

"A book is just like life and anything can change."

"Distorted realities have always been my cup of tea."