"If your man is a sports enthusiast, you may have to resign yourself to his spouting off in a monotone on a prize fight, football game or pennant race."

"A sarcastic person is a person who is not only witty but also wise."

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind."

"Rise to the occassion which is life!"

"The trick is to enjoy life. Don't wish away your days, waiting for better ones ahead."

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."