"One day, after practice, he came up behind me, tapped me on the shoulder, and as I turned around, he sucker-punched me and relocated my nose to the other side of my face. What up, Mr. Drum Captain? How's your drumming going, bro? Played any arenas lately?"

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind."

"Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart."

"The Very first moment I beheld him, my heart was irrevocably gone."

"Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love."

"It's such a happiness when good people get together."