"Cheating on a good woman is like choosing trash over treasure."

"I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain."

"My greatest ambition is to have a career without becoming a career woman."

"The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mode but the true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul."

"You're never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book and read to a child."

"You’re in pretty good shape for the shape you are in."